“If I don’t respect you anymore, be prepared for the worst because I can give you gallons of gallons of epithets, curses,” he said before coast guard officers, foreign diplomats, including United States coast guard and navy officers.
FVR immediately ordered the Foundation bearing his name to order from BESTANKS, a water tank company, to store the “galon-galong kaputaputahang mura ni Digong.”
Jay Manalo: I have 11 kids with 6 women-DOLLYWOOD
Jay Manalo is a bad boy gone good. He unabashedly admits that he has 11 kids with six women. “I have mellowed, and I am happily settled with my wife,” beams Jay. “I am in good terms with my ex-girlfriends with whom I have kids.”
Koko Pimentel sends word to Jay to join Pres. Duterte’s political party given this revelation. Congressmen Rodante Marcoleta and Harry Roque want a piece of Jay in a HOUSE hearing. “Kamukhang-kamukha n’ya si JayBee. Hayyyy!” Roque sighed. “Ano naman sister ang ilalabas ni Totoy Mola sa House?” asked Marcoleta. “Dapat closed door session para sa Lola mo,” rushed Vit Aguirre.
Fidel V Ramos said the administration’s mixed statements on Philippine-US relations were “discombobulating,” including Mr. Duterte’s verbal attack on US President Barack Obama early in September at the same time his defense and finance secretaries were on visits to the United States.
“DISCOMBOBU..Ano raw?” A ten-kilometer thread of same or similar query was generated from this news item from the 16M die-hards of the President. “May drug sa Disco?” “Combo players durugista?” Anu Iscumbro? Panambak un ah?” “Gago Putang-ina nyo! Sinong Bobo?”
JPE called Danny Suarez, the Minority Floor Leader, to ask him what he thinks of “discombobulation.” Suarez replied, “Manong Copulation lang di mo pa alam, Bisyo ni Presidente yan kahit sa Davao pa!”
In rare criticism of Duterte, 88-year-old former president Fidel Ramos said the government was “losing badly” by prioritizing a war on drugs at the expense of issues like poverty, living costs, foreign investment and jobs.
The AMBOY and West Pointer FVR has fired one skillet. After 100 days, is the proverbial honeymoon over? Annapolis alumnus Roy Golez has one share of his pellet. No word spews from the page of FVR diehard Raffy Alunan. While we have the fearsome warning “you don’t mess up with HIZZONER or City Hall,” we have the graver warning of “IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF WASHINGTON.”
“FEAR!”
We lost the FREEDOM FROM FEAR.
“It is much safer to be feared than loved because …love is preserved by the link of obligation which, owing to the baseness of men, is broken at every opportunity for their advantage; but fear preserves you by a dread of punishment which never fails.”
Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince
A memorandum of understanding (MoU) between the two parties were signed at the Queen Margarette Hotel in the presence provincial government officials, Quezon mayors, party officials and a thousand of incoming PDP-Laban members.
PDP-Laban was represented by its provincial chairman, former Quezon Governor and now Interior and Local Government Assistant Secretary Eduardo Rodriguez, while NUP was represented by its provincial chairman, incumbent Gov. David Suarez.
Mukhang hindi kasali si Danny SUAREZ dahil nakatali sa post eng Minority Floor Leader ang hitad. Kahiyahiya nga naman na kasamasiya sa MEMO OF UNDERSTANDING eh Opposition ang tindig niya sa HOUSE. That’s the beauty of Dynasty.
Kung diri ka man makapasok digdi sa pinto o puerta eh ‘di sa deposito ng kubeta ka umentra. Hehe
Jonnel Sanchez denied JB Sebastian’s allegation he had a relationship with Leila De Lima. adding that Sebastian may have only misinterpreted upon seeing Sanchez hold De Lima’s hands.
“Matapang ako, sir kung tapang bilang security ang pag-uusapan.” Jonnel maintained in his testimony. “Pero ‘yung tapang na iniisip n’yo, wala po ako n’un,” he enthused.
Beleaguered Senator Leila de Lima on Monday vowed to take the necessary legal action against Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II for placing her under an immigration lookout bulletin order (ILBO) as she also slammed the continued persecution by “these men without balls.”
PNoy corrected her. “Mga ARABO sila, Leila!” “ARABOLS po ba, Sir?” Leila asked her former Boss who shook his head and answered, “ARABUHOK!”
Cong. Barbers: To the best of ur knowledge, saan ba galing ‘yang SHABUNG ‘yan?
JB SEBASTIAN: Sa CHINA po!
President Duterte claims the Americans massacred a thousand Mindanaons in the 1900s. Fast track to 2000s, China enslaved 4M Filipinos to SHABU addiction. Duterte killed thousands of them.
We should elect the likes of JAYBEE SEBASTIAN in the HOUSE and kick out those Congressmen who are interpellating him right now who, when they opened their mouths, betrayed a shrunken matter inside their skulls as a result of PORK-LADEN diet.
What do Sec Vit Aguirre Hairy Roque and Rodante Marcoleta have in common?
Sec Vit Aguirre and Hairy Roque are avoiding each other as one of them has not returned the mop one borrowed from the other.
“Isoli mo na mop ko, ng malinis na naman ang tuktok mo!” one of them was heard saying.
Hairy Roque has come out of his closet, finally.
“Unang-una, walang umaaway sa iyo. As a matter of fact, ikaw ang nang-aaway.
Pangalawa, yung bansa Kung saan ka inuluklok ng 16 million out of 100+ million people ay Third World. Kung makapagsalita ka parang superpower and pilipinas eh. At excuse me, ayaw namin magutom. Mag-isa ka na Lang. wag kang mandamay. Hindi na nga nakakain ang nakararami, gugutumin mo pa lalo.
Pangatlo, may kilala along psychiatrist. Patingin ka. Hindi ka bipolar. You are a psychopath.”—Agot Isidro
People from URANUS are now training their Patriots towrds Agot’s direction. “Nawalan kc ng trabaho s Ang Probinsyano kaya wala magawa.” Mochang sya ang nagsabi.
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