On arrival from Las Vegas, Gen. BATO is seen bawling an underling from CIDG-Reg 8. “Mga gago kayo! Bakit n’yo tinodas? ‘Di ba pnatira ko sa WHITE HOUSE un? Eh kung multuhin ako? Ha? Ha?” the general shouted. He added meekly towards his wfe. “Honey, ‘wag ka aalis sa tabi ko ha ‘pag sleep na tau?”
Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II on Sunday linked Sen. Leila De Lima to the killing of Albuera, Leyte Mayor Rolando Espinosa. In an interview on radio dzBB, Aguirre called De Lima the “common denominator” in the killing of a Cebu policeman who allegedly squealed on narco-generals; the fatal stabbing of alleged drug lord Tony Co inside New Bilibid Prison; and Espinosa’s shooting on Saturday.
Witnesses swear that they saw Lito Lapid several meters from each scene of the crime…….
De Lima files petition vs Duterte at Supreme Court.
Male justices of the SC are in heated debate whether to view the alleged tape showing the sexual escapades of the embattled Senator. Without the tape attached to the Petition, most of the male justices are inclined to dismiss it due to “lack of standing.”
Gen. Roland Bato, on arrival from Las Vegas, asked for an official copy of the CIDG REPORT on Espinosa’s death. “Alam mo noon pa mang sumurender yan, depressed na. Chain smoker pa. Ano kaya kung gawin nating CAUSE OF DEATH: EUTHANASIA? Sosyal ‘di ba? Compassionate pa ang dating ng PNP!” the Chief said. A subaltern protested, “Boss, kung CAUSE OF DEATH: PINATHAYSIA, becha tayo jan. (courtesy of Jonathan Rosales).”
Who said the OFFICIAL REPORT on Espinosa rub out is meant to convince us? It’s for the consumption of Mocha Teddy Boy Locsin BMW SEC Vit Aguirre and the HOUSE Minority Floor Leader and their 16M followers…hehe
Meanwhile, the Leyte Provincial Jail shall be named shortly as ESPINOSA MEMORIAL JAIL.
He also said that he is monitoring Mocha’s Blog on FB. He said he found her commentaries “bold, curvaceous, and deep.” The former President said that he will also create his own blog tentatively titled “Mocha Ko ‘KaGigil.”
“The United States continues to place high value on the close ties that exist between our countries,” State Department Secretary John Kerry said during a swearing-in ceremony for the new US ambassador to Manila, the Korean-born diplomat Sung Kim.
On learning this appointment, President Duterte asked Bong Go if the new ambassador to Manila is a cousin of Ban Kim Moon. Having been assured by Go that they are not related, still the President insisted, “eh ano ni Kim Atienza o Kim Henares yan?” Go, exasperatied, shot back, “tatay ho ni Kim Chiu, kapatid ni Kim Chi, siota ni Kim Kardashian,”
Manny Pacquiao ordered his staff to Google “apologist” and report to him its meaning. On learning the meaning of “pugilist” Pacman said, “ano problema dun?”