DUTERTE’S a joke….33

Nov 21, 2016 | Articles | 0 comments

Sen. Leila de Lima warned on Sunday suspected drug lord Kerwin Espinosa that he might end up dead like his father, slain Albuera Mayor Rolando Espinosa Sr., even if he cooperated with authorities. "Kapag si Marcos ang pinag-pupulungan, ang tanong eh kelan ililibing. Kapag si Kerwin, kelan papatayin." a Leila staffer was heard saying.

Leaders take part in a family photo at the APEC Summit in Lima, Peru November 20, 2016. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

LIMA, Peru — After skipping the gala dinner of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (Apec) summit here, President Rodrigo Duterte was a no-show again at another traditional feature of the annual trade summit – the family photo of the 21 Pacific Rim leaders. "Tama lang 'yun." Erap commented. "Kasi nga naman, kung isusot n'ya 'yun baka ma-offend ang China." "Ano po ba dapat isuot sa Foto-op?" asked an aide. "Abah Shawl daw. Shawl as in Scarborough Shawl." Hizzoner replied.

HOLLYWOOD, CA - MAY 26: Actor Dwayne Johnson arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "San Andreas" at TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX on May 26, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)

When asked if he would consider running for president in 2020, the 44-year-old Dwane "TheRock" Johnson said, "I wouldn't rule it out." "It would be a great opportunity to help people, so it's possible," Johnson said. "This past election shows that anything can happen." At the local front, Vice Ganda is set to join the LP to jumpstart his own trek to Malacanang. "Ito na ang panahon." Asked about his battlecry, Vice wanted a prayerful approach to governance. "Maglingkod ng Paluhod!" Is he joining Kiko? Vice denied it. But isn't he joining LP? "Ladlad Party namin yan ni Danton. Oy Loading na kme. Si Pingky, Harriet Roquetita, Kokay, Sonia nag-abiso na!"

Hindi si HERO si MARCOS...

People who attended the burial of the late strongman at the LIBINGAN swear that the corpse inside the casket is covered with PACKING SHIT....with a card board to boot that reads: MAGNANA CUM LAUDE!

Imelda Marcos is grief-stricken by the violent unexpected reaction by the people on the surreptitious burial of the late strongman. "Bakit ganun sila? Hindi ba sila makapaghintay? Three days lang ang hihintayin at babangun si Ferdie at aalis din naman sa LIBINGAN." 'ika ng dating First Lady.

The Marcos heirs surreptitiously interred the remains of the late strongman at the LIBINGAN. Civil societies raised a ruckus and went to the SC to ask relief among which is to show the body of the dictator. The High Court denied the plea because the Writ of Habeas Corpus HAS BEEN SUSPENDED. Now we know why the President wants to suspend the WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS.