10 Reasons why Leni is barred from Monday’s Cabinet meet:

1. Naka agenda raw ung BONGBONG protest

2. Paguusapan Xmas Bonus

3. Wala ng pasok hanggang Jan 5 sa Malacanang dahil Uwian na sa Davao

4. Aattend si Mocha at manunumpa bilang “and the NEW” Housing Czar

5. Distribution ng Xmas gifts from Peter Lim Jack Lam Bong Pineda at Kerwin E

6. May bagong instruction kay Col. Marcos at Major Aritam

7. Minumulto daw ni FM si Rody kaya ipinalibing na Nahihiya kay Lening malaman na tokat s’ya sa Mamaw

8. Bwiset si Rody kay Sal dahil nanliligaw kay Leni kahit nagmimeeting sila Outlandish ang suot na suit pa “Ingles ingles pa!”

9. NagBEG OFF si Vit Aguirre naisanla daw hairpiece n’ya kay Harriet Roquetita

10. Wala namang meeting talaga Churvah lang ni Fr. Evasco

BUSTED

BUSTED pala si Presidente kay Leni kaya na-reinstate si Marcos sa CIDG para takutin si Bolet.

Busted rin si PNoy kaya nagmumukmok….Marami na palang naBUSTED si Leni: Sonny Belmonte, Jojo Binay, Pekto Yasay,
Ronnie Dayan, at Sal Panelo. Type naman daw talaga ni Leni Bigotillo tulad ni Jesse. Nagpapagawa nga ng mustache piece si Vit Aguirre. Nagpapatubo rin ng bigote si Danny Suarez kaya lang lilima ang lumabas.

“Alam n’yo ‘di pa kami nagkaka-usap ni Leni….” Erap was heard musing.

Philippine Vice-President Leni Robredo said Sunday she was told that President Rodrigo Duterte had barred her from cabinet meetings, and alleged there was a plot to oust her as his deputy.

That was when the President learnt that the VP has been wearing long skirts or slacks hiding her world famous religious knees.

“The President is making a martyr out of her!” one agitated Duterte gofer volunteered. “Ano? Hindi papayag na ma-beatify ‘yun!” Bong Go countered. Mocha chimed in, “mas beauty ako dun ha?”

Warrantless arrest for gaming tycoon okay — Aguirre

“Wigless Aguirre looks like a character straight from Lord of the Rings”—————Jack Lam

An official of the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) warned that distributing condoms in schools as part of an anti-HIV/AIDS drive would only condone sexual activities among students.

Instead of Packing Tape that costs an arm and a leg, the PNP should use condoms to smother EKJ quarries. “‘Ika ng Pangulo, nakakaliit ng utak ang Shabu kaya kasya sa ulo. Pangalawa, maganda mensahe ‘di ba? ‘Kung nag-condom erpats nito ‘di na sana naisilang sa mundo,” a DOH doctor was heard saying.

“Yung isa sa mga present dun sa pangyayari eh handang makipag-cooperate na alam ni Jack Lam yung pagsasabi sa akin na ako’y gagawing ninong o tagapag-alaga niya,” DOJ SEC Vit Aguirre said.