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DUTERTE’S a joke…47

Dec 28, 2016Articles0 comments

calvo-c-vitJames Taylor misinformed on war on drugs– Tito Sotto

Tito Sotto misinformed. Period-James


MANILA — Say what you want about staunch Duterte supporter Mocha Uson, but the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) is standing by their decision to tap the singer-dancer as this year’s ambassador for the Metro Manila Film Festival (MMFF) as they believe that she “embodies the change” that our country needs.

A Mocha fan was heard ranting, “qualified naman s’ya? Bakit puro ‘body, body’ na lang ni Mocha ang nakikita n’yo.”


Duterte: Hindi ako bata ni Marcos

Leila: Isip bata ka, Bata!

Erap: Sinong Batam-bata ha? Ha?

Joey Salceda: Anu? Miembro din ng Federacion si Macoy? Tapang nga ni Macoy.


In fighting back against criticisms from the United States, President Rodrigo Duterte on Thursday said three out of five Americans are idiots.

AmGirl Grace Poe shot back, “16M out of the 16M are idiots!”


Gen Bato de la Rosa is probably the most irresponsible chief the PNP—and its predecessor, the Philippine Constabulary—has ever had.-Ramon Tulfo

The ‘irresponsibility’ resulted in 7000 deaths and James Taylor’s botched concert.

“Resign!” Pepe Smith demanded.


For saying he has an “empty skull,” Solicitor-General Jose Calida on Wednesday dared Senator Leila De Lima to show her Bar examination score in Criminal Law and whoever has the lower score should resign.

Rody is furious at his Sol Gen. “Tawagan mo nga yang gagong Sol Gen. Eh kung sabihin ni Leila na ‘Call!’ kami ng amo mo ang magpataasan ng Bar rating!'”

Jinkee warned Pacman not to comment on the incident or the Sol Gen might dare him to show his grade in Grade One.


“MANILA — Senator Leila de Lima on Sunday expressed worry over the health condition of President Rodrigo Duterte, particularly his choice of medication and its side effects.”

Martin Andanar wants to know as well what meds does the lady senator take whenever she’s at the peak of her “throes” and no Ronnie, or Warren, or Joncel is at hand. “And the President is worried about the Senate, too” Martin added.


Around 15 curved high-definition Samsung television sets were also raffled off.

The Minority Floor Leader attended anxiously only to find out disappointedly that the “curves” raffled off were TV sets only.


“You want to come back here? You pay us. You want bases here? Pay us,” he added.

That’s what his brods asked Jack Lam.






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