In the midst of their GFs’ spat, Tony Boy and the Speaker both suffer a fit of ED. “Nawalan ng silbi” Chavit said

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BENHAM RISE to be renamed RODY RISE. WEST PHIL SEA to be renamed LEMMESEE!

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Speaker Alvarez affair an open secret in Congress: Harry Roque

In the Senate, when JPE was its President, all senators defer to GIGI REYES as the 25th senator and is the only non-member allowed in its exclusive Senate Lounge. Past fwrd: Gigi is in jail on plunder charges while her boyfriend JPE, tnx to the SC, is out on bail. And we sweep under the rug the affair of the Speaker?

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4k daw dumating sa “Palit-Bise” rally. Job Fair un, kc mga Jobless ung sumali

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“Palit-Brief” suggested Vit to Salvador Panelo. “Butas kasi pants mo.”

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Speaker Alvarez files 6713 OF Ang RA 6713 o AN ACT ESTABLISHING A CODE OF CONDUCT AND ETHICAL STANDARDS FOR PUBLIC OFFICIALS ididisplay muna sa National Museum

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Speaker Alvarez files House Bill declaring RA 6713 or AN ACT ESTABLISHING A CODE OF CONDUCT AND ETHICAL STANDARDS FOR PUBLIC OFFICIALS as a FAIRY TALE

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Maglalabas ng Rule ang Civil Service kung limitado o Unli ang pwede ideklarang Kabet

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Rody, Speaker Alvarez, and Tony Boy Floirendo died and they were on their way to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter, on seeing them, shut them out. The trio asked why. St Peter replied, “atheists are off limits here.” God suddenly intervened. “Their mothers-in-law swear otherwise. At night they utter my name. ‘Dios ko, ang sarap naman nyan (Honeylet) (Jennifer) (Cathy).'”