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DUTERTE’S A JOKE…65

Jun 14, 2017Articles0 comments

Nakalusot ANG TERRORIST, kaya sa reopening bago na pangalan: PALUSOTS WORLD MANILA


Bato Dela Rosa: I’m no psychotic. My Boss is!


UP denies it has an engineering alumnus named ISNILON ESPERON


Delfin Lorenzana restrained Rody from ordering airstrikes at RESORTS WORLD…


According to Gen Bato, Sonny Trillanes was not at the RW siege. “Intact po pagkain sa Kitchen, Sir!” he reported to Rody.


Score Board

Marawi-11+RW-37=48

Mamasapano=44

Galing ni Rody Lumalamang na!


Reporter: Nasan po ung P113M worth of chips?

Gen Bato: Nasa pulis. Wag ka mag-alala ‘di maiencash ng pulis yan!


“Wala daw kami lisensia!”, an RW insider confided that it was not a lockdown but a shakedown orchestrated by Aguirre and Sombero.


JPE was seen talking to Mocha @ the vicinity of RW when the shooting occurred. “Subukan nilang sabihing FAKE NEWS ito”


The Shooters @ RW were no less than the ex-BI Commissioners who were targetting the CCTV cameras. Pahamak dw kc.


A guy who looks like Atong Ang was identified as the Shooter @ RW who was reported to have lost heavily lately


Dumating si Rody sa Marawi upang tingnan ang lagay ng mga mamamayan dun. “Kumusta po kau” tanong nya. “Maute nmn po!” sagot nila.


Dahil inaway ni Rody US, nwalan tau ng drones for surgical bombings. China meron. Kaya lang Mandarin ang Manual. Ayon, 10 dedo


Kris Aquino’s checklist of ideal man: ‘Can plant a garden, doesn’t do drugs, has smooth foreskin’


Dahil ML, wala ng husgado. Saan pupunta ang mga libulibong pumasa sa Bar sa Mindanao? Ayon nasa Metro Manila nagpapapospon!


DND: Reds won’t be targeted under martial law.

Hah? May color coding?


 

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