Where you have four girlfriends and counting, @ 72, you’ve got such a BRUTAL SKEDADDLE
Alejano wants Philippines renamed to LAPULAPPINES…in deference to Rody’s wishes…
Kapag LOVERS’ ANNV nila ni HONEYLET maaga magising si Rody para mag FLAG CEREMONY….
Sa mga nagpaANNUL, iniwan/nangiwan, naviewdo/naviewda:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!
“Kaya may INDEPENDENCE DAY kasi ‘wa gid-uy FOREVER” ika ni Baste.
Thunder-In-Chief…ULYANIN NA! Pati Independence Day, nakalimutan
US SPECIAL FORCES are asked for SURGICAL BOMBINGS instead of Rody’s AFP’s TO WHOM THESE MAY CONCERN….
ON FATHER’S DAY: I thought it was FARTER’S DAY…..
US SPECIAL FORCES to RODY: “Putangina mo Rody, ano ka ba? Kampi ka sa amin o kalaban tayo?”
To remember his stupidity, rename Marawi to DUTERTE CITY…
Sonny Trillanes: “Ayaw maniwala eh. ‘Kako Oakwood kayo. Lipat sa Manila Pen. Wala airstrikes. Busog pa kayo sa KITCHEN!”
Sonny Trillanes: “Ang Intel ko, nagkamali Maute Bros ng text message. Dapat Makati ‘di Marawi.”
Kapag nkakakita ng Hot Chicks si Speaker: “Pupunitin ko yan!”
Former senator Rene Saguisag said: “Hindi likas na masama yang si Vit. Pero nabarkada e. Kaya iyon, napakasinungaling na rin.”
CAVS pala si Rody kaya LLAMADO: Calida-Alvarez-Vitaliano-Sal
ALL TRILLIONAIRES FRATERNITY: who else…….? LEX TRILLIONES
And JPE lives on….and on….
FIRSTS IN PH: Marcos is the First Millionaire
Binay is the First Billionaire
Trillanes dreams on to be the First Trillionaire!
5-0 Five Hits ka na Sec Aguirre: JackLam KimWong
AlexWong AtongAng BumSteerAquino
Rebelyon: REgalo BELYON
Did Justice Secretary Aguirre fall for fake news? “We don’t buy his fake mop, do we” says Wonder LEILA Woman
Alvarez wants casinos to get legislative franchises instead of Pagcor licenses. “Magkano cut ko jan, Speaker?”
Let’s see if Rody complains on BPI glitch….
Father and Mother of Maute group leaders arrested at Davao City checkpoint. Ransom asked by Gov’t from sons is P79M in CASH and in CHECKS….
RW gunman dead by his own hands 5 hours later and 37 dead found 48 hours after. In London, 3 terrorists dead in 8 minutes.
The RW attacker was now finally identified: ROLANDO GALMAN JR