“Ako lang ang MILLENNIAL sa Duterte Cabinet….” SAL PANELO
ATTY MANS CARPIO – THE MOST EXPENSIVE LAWYER
Why is Atty Mans expensive? a) He graduated Summa cl b) He topped the Bar c) He is a famed litigator d) He is Rody’s manugang
Janet Napoles asked Atty Mans how much is his representation? That first query costs her LVs and a box of HERMÈS
Jinggoy and Bong Revilla called up Atty Mans Law Offc They were billed P10M for saying HELLO
Duterte: Marcoses won’t return wealth without immunity
“Bigyan ko kau ng AMNESIA…..este AMNESTY”
“My mother told me, ‘a pig should never ape an ape'” Trillanes said to Dick
CAVENDICK: Sagingdick from Davao
On Dick’s “don’t wrestle with PIGS” Trillanes shot back “Look who’s grunting….”
“Ung IMPEACHMNT ni CJ SERENO i-hearing muna Ung kay CJ CORONA minadali ‘Di ako IMBECILE tulad ni Speaker Villar!” ‘ika ni Alvarez
Dahil sa pagyao ni Kian at Carl Lumuha ng Bato si Persida
“Ano Combat Incentive Pay?” tanong ni Ping. “Bayad sa Pulis pag ‘NANLABAN’ ung adik Kaya nga Combat GAGO!” ‘ ika ni Bato
SADISTA si Rody by assigning and w/drawing the appointmnt of Espenido in Iloilo ‘Di nkatulog si Frank at Jed
Frank Drilon & Jed Mabilog lost weight for lack of sleep
Sam Peter drove MARCOS out of the PEARLY GATES In HELL the GOLD melted and Satan renumbered them…So ano pa isosoli?
Actually, wala ng GOLD BAR si MARCOS kasi hinakot na niya sa GATES OF HEAVEN para suhulan si SAM PEDRO….
A GRO from Davao confirms that ABELLERA is really SMALL
Gordon: Sino abogado nung SHABU IMPORTER? Taguba: Si Eddie po
Gordon: Sino Eddie?
Mans: Eddie ako My reklamo?
SUPER LAWYER UNDER RODY ADMINISTRATION
Bagong THE FIRM: CARPIO GORDON & SOTTO
A client of ATTY MANS CARPIO got a BILL for “EYE CONTACT”
A CALLING CARD of ATTY MANS CARPIO makes one poorer by at least P5M….P20M if signed
A SELFIE with ATTY MANS CARPIO costs P10M
THE FIRM and ACCRA offer ATTY MANS CARPIO Senior Partnership or they soon close shop
KIAN family asked Rody if they could retain ATTY MANS CARPIO
Rody told them his manugang does no pro bono cases
LIFE EXPECTANCY dips in ILOILO
President Duterte: Marcoses ready to return a few gold bars
Faeldon: Polong ready to refund some ENROLLMENT FEES
KAIN na Hindi na KIAN
Quezon: “I prefer a govt run like HELL by Filipinos”
Duterte: “Eh ganun nmn pala Anu reklamo nyo?”
Si Cañete Fiscal din db? May pag-asang maging Presidente
PAO-a DOJ agency-to handle prosecution of KIAN’s MURDER–“TEOPE!”
PNoy anu kaya kung HAMUNIN mo ng BARILAN si Rody para magkaalaman na?
Justice Carpio to Duterte, Cayetano: TIO PAENG nyo ba China?
Indian woman wins divorce over lack of toilet-News. Again, Alvarez gets an idea…
“Wag po, sir” ika ni Kian “Ano wag PUSHER?” ika nung Parak Calokohan
PNP Intel-Kian Shabu courier “Bakit wala PNP Intel sa CUSTOMS 650 kilos shabu?” Tang ina mo Rody ika ko
Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked-NEWS
The DILAWAN mulls this penalty once Rody’s out of Malacanang
Isang Linggong Pag-ibig ni Imelda Papin: “Lunes-32 Martes-21 Mierkules-23 Huwebes-15 Biernes-17….”
Dapat ipakain na lang ni Rody ung mga MANOK from Pampanga sa mga NANLABAN
I can’t clean BOC alone – Faeldon
“I need the help of POLONG and DONG…” the Captain added
Has LTFRB suspended any TAXI OPERATOR for REFUSAL TO CONVEY? Uber Acting kau Chairman Del Grab!
“I thought he’s American and his name was DICK It turned out he’s Chinese and his name is DONG….” RAPE VICTIM
Kamag-anak pala ng GRAB ang LTFRB CHAIRMAN ATTY MARTIN DEL GRAB
“May DUE PROCESS, ‘pag kakampe ‘Pag Kalaban SHOOT SA BALDE…” — Jonathan Rosales
21 patay sa EKJ sa BULACAN: BLACKJACK
9 patay kahapon sa NCR: BACCARAT
75 patay sa Mindanao: BINGO na!