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DUTERTE’S A JOKE….71

Sep 19, 2017Articles0 comments

ON SANDIGANBAYAN’S GRANT OF BAIL TO JINGGOY ESTRADA

Rody: Kmusta nmn c Leila?
Jinggoy: Bahala n c Bong s kanya
Rody: Mahilig s pangit un kaya kta pnalabas
Jinggoy: Sino c Leila?
Rody: Gago k pala eh Eh d c Bong cno p b?
Erap: (To Jinggoy) ‘Wag k ng makipagtalo Alam ng lahat d kta kamukha ‘tangina mo!
Jinggoy: Mukhang may nakareserve s
Quarters ko?
PNoy: (Sumabat) Oy wag nyo akong pagusapan ha? Pagbalik ng Yellow shoot s balde Polong ehe c Vitaliano pala!

Kaya may PIANSA si JINGGOY para may precedent na mabigyan din ng PIANSA si POLONG kapag nakulong

 

Associate Justices Maria Theresa V. Mendoza-Arcega, Reynaldo Cruz, and Lorifel Pahimna of the SNDGNBYN granted bail to Jinggoy

 

Noong arao, kapag Honor Student ang anak, nagmamalaking ipinakikilala ng magulang sa Pangulo ng bansa. Ngaun, kapag nakapagPIANSA sa kasong non-bailable binibitbit sa Malacañang para magpasalamat sa Pangulo ng bansa…

 

JINGGOY is the worst version of ERAP RODY is the best version of POLONG

 

Malaki pa ang PIANSA ni Jinggoy keysa sa budget ni Chito

 

Jinggoy and Bong were heard practicing Xmas carols: Jingle Bail and Silver Bail….

 

ON THE DEATH OF KULOT

Dating KULOT si AGUIRRE at BATO….

 

PNP REVEALS THAT THE DNA OF KULOT DOES NOT MATCH THAT OF HIS PARENTS – ADOPTED pala si KULOT…..

 

Si DoJ Sec Vit Aguirre pala ang Daddy ni KULOT….Kukunin din ng PNP ang DNA ni BATO baka sakali

 

Dito sa PH privatized na ang BOY SCOUT at RED CROSS Si BINAY ang may-ari ng BSP at si DICK naman ang owner ng RCP

 

POLONG AND ATTY MANS

POLONG is the new BONGBONG ATTY MANS is the new KOKOY ROMUALDEZ “May bago pa ba?” Kit Tatad asks

 

Tattoo ni Polong: Sa DAVAO “DRAGON ini Bai!” Pag sa SENADO “BUTIKI lang pusher”

 

Ellen Adarna gagawing Spokesman ng LP TATTOO ni BASTE sa KUYUKUT ilalarawan MOCHA bubulatlatin TATTOO ni POLONG sa SINGIT

 

Kung BINUBUGBOG ng Mayor ang SHERIFF sa Davao Bakit ka pa magpapraktis ATTY MANS?

 

AMNESIA at AMNESTY regalo ni Rody kay Imee “HAPPY BDAY APO FERDIE Magiting na Bayani!”

 

PNA twerks its NEWS
MOCHA twerks at Solaire
Speaker twerks his kabets at HOUSE
Atty Mans twerks his bank accnts
PNP twerks NANLABAN COMBAT PAY
POLONG twerks 604 kilos at Customs
Dick twerks TAGUBA’s confession

Rody is RIGHT He is being SABOTAGED!

 

 

Eh anu kung GUMILING sa Solaire si Sec Mocha Si Tito Sotto nga Host ng EAT BULAGA sa Senate?

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