Speaker: SENATE-Mabagal na Kapulungan…. sa daming itinambak na semento ni Ping….

Ping: HOUSE-Mabilis na Kapulungan…mabilis sa advance SOP dahil maraming sinusustentuhan ang Speaker, Majority at Minority Floor Managers….

Leila: MALACANANG-Kapulungan ng mga Maligno….at Studio ng Special Effects at SELFIES….

Sereno: COMMITTEE ON JUSTICE-Kapulungan ng mga Comedian

Rody: ABS-CBN-Kapulungan ng mga Balimbing…Failon, Taberna, Kabayan mawawalan na ng microfon dahil wala ng prankisa ang Ch 2 TANG @#$ nyo!!!

Teresita de Castro: SUPREME COURT-Kapulungan ng mga Chismoso’t Chismosa at INGGITERA….at mga ULYANIN.

Sandra: PCSO-Tanggapan ng Jueteng

Faeldon: BUREAU OF CUSTOMS-Tanggapan ni Polong at Atty Mans

Trillanes: DAVAO CITY-Tanggapan ng mga SARA-ulo

It’s time for Rody to fix MRT–ordering INQ not to print any news of malfunction. What we don’t know solves the problem.

Walang TRAIN na tumakbong maayos sa Pilipinas. PNR LRT MRT. Mas Maayos pa ang ISKITS, PAJAK, at CULIGLIG.

Jack Lam thru Wally Sombero asked Sec Aguirre as NINONG. 50M changed hands. Atong Ang refused to give 50M more. Atong Ang holds CEZA Meredien franchise netting 50M/ day. Aguirre and Sec Isnilon Esperon plot on how to eliminate Atong. Atong Ang gets Sandra as NINANG. Sandra seeks the dismissal of Alexander Balutan from PCSO. Balutan, beating New Year’s celebration begged Rody to be his NINONG. “Tapos na ang Pasko marami pang namamasko” ika ni Rody

China’s unmanned space lab named Tiangong-1 is expected to crash back down to Earth at some point in March. “Not in Davao or Malacañang” Bong Go assures.

LP courts Kris and Momi Dionisia as 2019 Senate bets. “With these two top vote getters we can dislodge Sara-Ulo,” Frank says

PWEDERALISMO–“Lahat PWEDE na po. Sampo asawa, Unli elections, 40% SOP, TAX PA MORE, PORK UNLIMITED, ETC”….Speaker Panty Alvarez