Mahirap daw ang Mahirap. Pag bumili ng GAAS may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Bagoong may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Empy may TRAIN; pag bumili ng pulutan may TRAIN; pag sumakay ng TRAIN walang TRAIN….

Mocha is a modern day LADY from MAGDALA that a vaunted oldest Catholiic University wants to lynch. Mabuhay ka Henry Tenedero!

Malacañang, gf ang nagpapatakbo HOUSE, gf din nagpapatakbo Pati pala PCSO gf ang nagpapatakbo Pero sa SENATE bf nagpapatakbo

“Eh anu ngaun kung nasa NAGA ang Mayon? Di ba nasa Welcome Rotunda rin?” Ma’am Mocha

Tama si Rody na kanselahin ang kontrata ng MIASCOR. Yung 4000 na mawawalan ng trabaho dahil sa katakawan ng 6 na empleado, magtiis kayo dahil alam nyo ang ginagawang nakawan, ‘di kayo nagkaisang magreport.

Parang yung 100M Pinoy, magtiis kayo dahil sa 16M na nabola ni Rody. Gago pala kayo eh…hehe

 Amid the “42 virgins” remark Mocha defended his Boss. “O baka nmn sabihin nyo IBINUBUGAW tau ni Presidente?”

“In this century the numerical 6 will be spelled SEX in synch with the times” Steve Wynn casino magnate was heard saying

 Rody called on countries in the Middle East to treat Filipinos with respect . “Or u won’t have 42 virgins” he says

Rody called on countries in the Middle East to treat Filipinos with respect “Huh?” Sheikh of Kuwait reacted

Tarpaulin seen in PASAY CITY JAIL- “Welcome TIO FAENGdon!!…”

Nagpalit ng ASAWA sina RODY SPEAKER at KOKO Pati ba naman KONSTITUSYON papalitan nyo? Magpalit nalang kau ng BRIEF!

Isasara n ni RODY UP DILIMAN Ililipat sa Davao “‘UP Dili Man’ gyud n kau mga buang” ika ni Presidente

Bishop Ted Bacani, Erap and Rody died and they found themselves at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says he’ll ask them just one question and if the answer is right they’d be allowed in. Ted was first. “Ilan GFs mo?” asked St Peter. “Dalawa po” Ted replied. Ted was allowed in. Erap and Rody were asked the same query and Erap answered, “one wife and 6 GFs” while Rody responded, “one wife and 3 GFs.” With those answers Satan fetched them. While descending to HellVille, Erap and Rody complained. “Bakit si Ted dalawa GFs eh pinapasok? Unfair naman!” Satan shrugged, “eh Binata yun eh.”

“Sumagot ka Pastor Pacman…”

 Pacman will soon be offered a Cabinet portfolio preferably the Department of Foreign Affairs. Asked what qualifications the senator has, the President replied “well his English is impeccable! He can talk to no less than Freddie and Arum right? And he can speak Cebuano!”

 UP will confer an Honorary Degree on PAO Chief Acosta: Doctor of ChizMythology….

Ang PCOO pugad ng FAKE NEWS

Ang PAO pugad ng FAKE REPORT

Sa DOJ, BUMBUNAN ni Vit, pugad ng ibon….