While I was in Naga Airport, waiting for our delayed PAL flight to Manila……:

Foundling daw po si Grace Poe. Hindi raw po NATURAL BORN CITIZEN. Marami na ang gustong umamin sa sila ang ama:

BlackJack
Mang Temi
Chocolate
Negi…

At insurance para sa pakyawang PARDON para kay JunJun Abby Nancy at Doktora…..

BINAY
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Pero mukhang mahihirapan ka Justice Tony Carpio. Dahil may ibinigay na sulat si MAR ROXAS kay NONONG CRUZ….
Galing sa WHITE HOUSE. May mama dun na nangumpisal kay Michelle na siya ang erpat ni Grace.

Sumasalimuot ang #ElectionSerye…..
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May complication pa. Do you remember the GOLFER who was battered violet and blue by his wife with his DRIVER (a golf club, why should I explain this)?

She saw the BIRTH CERTIFICATE of GRACE hidden in his golf cart….
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And you know why MANNY PACQUIAO was “beaten” by FLOYD?
IT WAS ALL A FIXED FIGHT brokered by no less than the daughter of FLOYD who’s running for PRESIDENT in the PHILIPPINES. PACMAN was promised of a PART TWO sequel to be staged @ THE PHILIPPINE ARENA a day after inauguration.

She rooted for INC remember?…You do the MATH.
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IN THE MIDST OF THIS CONFUSION BONGBONG and IMEE don’t want to be denied.

They’re now furiously rummaging their FILES in HAWAII looking for that elusive BIRTH CERT

May LUKSO NG DUGO sabi ni IRENE!
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IMELDA poor of hearing blurted out, “LULUKSO TAYO KAY DIGONG?”
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AND ….op kerz LITO LAPID….aamin na rin siya.

“No more PALUSOT for me”, he said.
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Do you remember ANGGE (circa Inday Badiday. Do we really have poor memory that I have to remind you of her?)

In one drunken stupor, FPJ, lost himself and committed an indiscretion with her….
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One researcher discovered that some four decades ago, ROSEMARY hied off to Cebu to escape the prying eyes of Imelda. At that time DIGONG was a dazzling CEBU STATE PROSECUTOR. According to a friend, DIGONG is partial to a Mestiza Type. DIGONG said he’s comfortable to a DAUGHTER and FATHER tandem when he ran as Vice Mayor to her feisty daughter Sarah in the 2010 local polls….”Let’s have a redux in 2016,” he said.