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Atty. Sonny Pulgar’s Blog & personal website.

DUTERTE’S a joke…..91

Congress is set to pass same-sex marriage law. It’d realize Bong Go’s lifetime wish to be with Rody forever. “OMG!” exclaimed God on learning the new services rates of Santuario de Forbes... Speaker Alvarez found the best argument for Taxing the Church given the steep...

DUTERTE’S a joke…..90

Tito Sotto claims 5M Rody votes were padded on Mar votes. “Rody therefore has 21M and not 16M.” Sotto says. Not to be outdone, Nancy Binay believes her Dad’s vote of 4M should have gone to Rody making it a total of DDS at 25M. “Sino ngaun ang silent majority?” Mocha...

DUTERTE’S a joke…..89

HUGPONG NG MGA GUAPO Playbook of Tony Boy: 1. Join Hugpong; 2. Undermine Alvarez; 3. Unseat the Speaker by dangling super pork to Congressmen; 4. Bankroll Mrs Alvarez to oppose Mr Alvarez in 2019 congressional elections in Tagum/Davao del Norte; 5. Lobby appointment...

DUTERTE’S a joke…..88

Mahirap daw ang Mahirap. Pag bumili ng GAAS may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Bagoong may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Empy may TRAIN; pag bumili ng pulutan may TRAIN; pag sumakay ng TRAIN walang TRAIN.... Mocha is a modern day LADY from MAGDALA that a vaunted oldest Catholiic...

DUTERTE’S a joke…..87

Mocha is the Lady from Magdala whom a Catholic University wants to lynch CHED's Licuanan resigned because 1000 Colleges and Universities will confer Doctorates on the PCOO bigshot Mocha will grace the USTAA awards night in her birthday suit.... UP and Ateneo will...

DUTERTE’S a joke…..86

Speaker: SENATE-Mabagal na Kapulungan.... sa daming itinambak na semento ni Ping.... Ping: HOUSE-Mabilis na Kapulungan...mabilis sa advance SOP dahil maraming sinusustentuhan ang Speaker, Majority at Minority Floor Managers.... Leila: MALACANANG-Kapulungan ng mga...

DUTERTE’S a joke…..85

PNoy and Kris, Rody and Polong, Erap and Jinggoy went on a cruise. While on Leisure Deck, PNoy ordered cotton candy. After one bite, Kris grabbed the confectionery and threw it overboard. Rody and Erap, surprised, asked why. Kris replied, "we have lots of sugar...

DUTERTE’S….a joke 84

3 ghosts were heard talking in Malacañang on who's the best Presidential Doter: Ghost 1-Imee, becoz she used her fotoshoot to seduce Tommy Manotoc Ghost 2-Isabelle, for donning the best Ukay from Davao Ghost 3-Kris, for sending pics to her lovers where to meet...

DUTERTE’S a joke…….83

In Hell new entrants are welcomed by their victims. Hitler expectedly was met by an applauding 6M Jews. Rody was warmly embraced by 13k salvage victims. Nobody welcomed PNoy. Rody was aghast. "Marami ring atraso yan ah! Bakit wala sumalubong?" Satan replied, "'di pa...