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Atty. Sonny Pulgar’s Blog & personal website.

DUTERTE’S A JOKE….71

ON SANDIGANBAYAN’S GRANT OF BAIL TO JINGGOY ESTRADA Rody: Kmusta nmn c Leila? Jinggoy: Bahala n c Bong s kanya Rody: Mahilig s pangit un kaya kta pnalabas Jinggoy: Sino c Leila? Rody: Gago k pala eh Eh d c Bong cno p b? Erap: (To Jinggoy) 'Wag k ng makipagtalo Alam ng...

DUTERTE’S A JOKE….70

"Ako lang ang MILLENNIAL sa Duterte Cabinet...." SAL PANELO ATTY MANS CARPIO - THE MOST EXPENSIVE LAWYER Why is Atty Mans expensive? a) He graduated Summa cl b) He topped the Bar c) He is a famed litigator d) He is Rody's manugang Janet Napoles asked Atty Mans how...

DUTERTE’S A JOKE….69

ON WAR IN MARAWI "We have no US-made PATRIOT ANTI-MISSILE. Magdasal na lang tau na hindi mahulog ung NOKOR missile patungo Guam"-Sec Lorenzana Nagpadala CHINA ng anti-missile nila--KWITIS... KIM JONG UN to TRUMP, "Don't worry Sir. Consider it as just a SPEEDING...

DUTERTE’S A JOKE…..68

Faeldon: I asked my fianceé and she said it's ok to release the drugs, Ur Honors..... Alvarez: But wait, my kabit says otherwise... Fariñas: Look let's settle this gentlemen I go call my jowa who between u has the korek opinion.... Harry Roqwe: (to his aide) Tawagan...

DUTERTE’S A JOKE….67

Q-Kung si Speaker ay miembro ng MANOBO Tribe anong Tribe naman kasapi ang mga miembro ng Kongreso? A-DOROBO TRIBE Byron Villegas   Patubo-Tribu ng Usurero Palasubo-Tribu ni Joey Salceda Manunuba-Tribu ni Janet Napoles Napasubo-Tribu ni Leila Nagpapasubo-Tribu ni...

JUSTICE WHO?

Ferdinand Marcos, who thought of himself as a legal wizard, convened a nationwide Citizens’ Assembly purposely to ratify his Constitution. The old Constitution has the ratification mechanism which Marcos sidestepped. Under the pretext that resort to electoral...

DUTERTE’S A JOKE…66

Where you have four girlfriends and counting, @ 72, you've got such a BRUTAL SKEDADDLE Alejano wants Philippines renamed to LAPULAPPINES...in deference to Rody's wishes... Kapag LOVERS' ANNV nila ni HONEYLET maaga magising si Rody para mag FLAG CEREMONY.... Sa mga...

DUTERTE’S A JOKE…65

Nakalusot ANG TERRORIST, kaya sa reopening bago na pangalan: PALUSOTS WORLD MANILA Bato Dela Rosa: I’m no psychotic. My Boss is! UP denies it has an engineering alumnus named ISNILON ESPERON Delfin Lorenzana restrained Rody from ordering airstrikes at RESORTS WORLD......

DUTERTE’S A JOKE…64

"Kaya palpak Martial Law ni Marcos kc walang 'rape jokes'"....PALACE Sa Ilocos Norte, may Monarchy. Si Fariñas ang Hari at si Imee ang Princesa. Si Imelda ang Reyna. Si Bongbong may protesta Sa Davao City, 3 Mayor. Si Rody si Sara at si Baste Sa Makati, 4 ang Mayor:...