part 1…

overheard from the Defense Table…“You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think”….The Talmud

overheard from the Prosecutors’ Table….“Doubt cannot override a certainty”….The Talmud

overheard from the Judges’ Gallery….“If silence be good for the wise, how much better for fools”…. The Talmud

overheard from the Audience’s Gallery….”anong 45 titles ang pinagsasabi nila, 40 lang!” …Remate, quoting a man who looks like Renato BistadoNa.

overheard from the Press Gallery….”may nagbigay na ba ng envelop? sino ang sagot ng dinner ngayon, defense o prosecution?” “si Midas!” “ay type!” Presidential Communications Operations Office

part 2….

Mark: Dad, kmusta nmn ang impeachment jan s Senate?

Lito: ok nmn. Marami ako natutunan.

Mark: Like what Dad?

Lito: mga legal terms. Kagaya ng Tikom ka pala kpag na subpina ka. Summons, kaya lang Turrons ang merienda. Objection, puede palang sabihin yun kapag ang nanay mo eh parang prosecutor sa ingay.

Mark: Eh Dad sino ang pnakamagaling sa prosecutors?

Lito: Si Frank.

Mark: Eh sa defense?

Lito: Si Johnny.

Mark: Ano pa natutunan mo Dad?

Lito: Away pala yan ng matatanda: si Cuevas 84, si Johnny, 90, si Joker 85, si P-Noy magmumukha siyang matanda pagkatapos ng impeachment.

Mark: Sino ang pinakamagaling na judge?

Lito: Ako, walang iba.

Mark: Why?

Lito: “I exude cold neutrality, Abe.”

Where going to Party, Karamu, Fiesta, Forever….!